Is your home prepared to withstand a possible zombie
apocalypse? If not, it should be. You never know when they could strike.
Follow these quick and easy steps to fortify your home
against a zombie attack:
Step One: Check your
If your home has sturdy, up-to-date locks, it’s less likely
to be susceptible to a zombie invasion. If your house is a bit older, it may be
time to upgrade your locks, just to be safe.
Step Two: Secure
Storing your treasures in a box under the bed may not be the
wisest place to keep them from falling into the wrong hands. Get creative about
where you place those valuables that are most precious to you. Maybe it’s time
to invest in a zombie-proof safe?
Step Three: Put up
If your home currently has a security system, make sure to
display the yard sign in a prominent place. Zombies consume a lot of brains,
which means they can read your warning. Due to their aversion to high-pitched
alarms, they’ll probably move on to the next house.
If you aren’t able to purchase an alarm system, put up a
sign anyway. It certainly can’t hurt.
Step Four: Take
precautions while you’re away
When heading out of town or leaving your home unattended,
make sure to take precautions. Even though the zombies won’t get you, it
doesn’t mean they can’t dive into those limited edition Oreos you’ve got
stashed away. Be sure to leave on an interior lamp, a TV, or a porch light to
make it look as though you’re home.
For ultimate security, you could hang some garlic bulbs on
the front door … or maybe that’s to ward off vampires? Either way, better safe
Hopefully, these tips will help you feel a little more
secure in your home. As the saying goes, if you’re prepared for a zombie
apocalypse…you’re prepared for anything.
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